Hash Trash 27 April

SUNDAY’S RUN
TIME: 16H00
WHERE: CAR PARK OPPOSITE 2ND AVENUE ON KOMMETJIE ROAD, FISH HOEK
HARE: BOBLET


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO:
BOBLET – FRIDAY 25 APRIL
MOTHER SUPERIOR FOR SUNDAY – 27 APRIL
THUNDER THIGHTS – TODAY 29 APRIL
GUTTER GUTS – WEDNESDAY 30 APRIL

& TNT & GARGOYLE’S 20TH WEDDING ANNIVERSAY!!!!!!!

JOIN US FOR THE JOINT CELEBRATIONS & WEDNESDAY HASH – 3 DRIVER STREET, LAKESIDE (bring own meat if you want to braai, otherwise just join us for pudding, snacks, cheese & wine) - hash cash will be there!


Next weeks Run # 1432:
Venue:TO BE ADVISED

Time: 17H00 i.e 5.00pm
Hare: According to receding Hareline - Boblet
Scribe: Pussy Galore

Wednesdays Run: 3 Driver Road Lakeside 18H30
PARTY – PARTY - PARTY AFTER THE RUN
Pudding, Cheese and Port will be supplied. Fire will be provided for those who want to Bring and Braai.

Last weeks run # 1431 - Hare: Gargoyl the Good looking Oke I’m married too

RECEIPE FOR A PERFECT RUN

INGREDIENTS
Good location Sunny Skies
Chalk Flour
Lotsa Hills Lotsa Stairs
Plenty water Peach Schnapps
Strawberry Russian Vodka Trees
Boerewors Rolls Milk Tart
Scones & Cheese Scones & strawberry Jam


METHOD
Find a good location like the Parking in front of the President Hotel.
Then Pray the whole week for sunny skies, as the weather man predicted rain. Prove him wrong.
Walk towards a cul-de-sac and follow all the chalk and Flour markings
Then turn left up a flight of stairs. Up, Up and away.
Oh no it doesn’t end there.
You then espy a hill to the left of you.
And once again pray that, that is the end of the hills
Place another another flight of stairs in front of you,
and another flight of stairs.
And then the blessed regroup.
Offer the runners sustenance in the form of Peach Schnapps and Strawberry Russian Vodka.
You then set some mean falsies for Heranus to do.
Right up to the trees and watch him get lost.
The rest of the runners you send up another flight of stairs.
By this time the Hare and co Hare would be very tired and the descend starts.
Half way down offer the runners some more Peach Schnapps and Strawberry Russian Vodka.
After catching you second breathe you begin to enjoy the run.
Now is the time to admire the scenery , the babes and the blue waters.
Run alone the beautiful suburb of Camps Bay and Sea Point.
Return to the chariots via the Board walk.
Admire the view
Thank the Lord you have come back in one piece


RECEIPE FOR A PERFECT WALK

INGREDIENTS
As above

METHOD
Follow the method as per run for the first four lines.
Instead of turning left you turn right.
Now get into a comfortable stride.
Put the mouth in motion.
And walk for about a half hour.
Turn around
Change companions
Put mouth in motion
Walk back to chariots

Stand in RA:- Heranus

Sinners: Hare:- Gargoyl Co Hare:- Long Drop
And to many other sinners to mention.

Now bring out the skottel and make boerewors rolls
Have Tannie Thunderthighs bring out her Melk Tert
Have Keel over serve you scones and cheese
Or scones and strawberry Jam
THIS MAKES FOR A PERFECT RUN/WALK