Hash Trash 18 May

Committee members: 2007/8
Grand master – Anthony - Blabbermouth
Hash Master – Lieze - Koeksuster
Hash cash – Bruce - Gutterguts
Hash Haberdash –Colleen – Mother Inferior
On Sec – Hilary - Helgar
Guardian Angel – Vanessa – Rancid Scotty Weasel Piss
Hash Web Wench – Leanne – Easy Rider
Religious Advisor – Yvonne ( Ian will stand in if Yvonne ever away) - Racing Snake
Religious Advisor walkers – Derek - Derelict
Mountain Goat - Dan – Gravedigger

(Comment: please save this hash trash format and use it as a template format for all newsletters. This keeps track of run numbers, receding hareline, attendance, events, etc….Thanks)

WEDNESDAY: 14 MAY 2008
TIME: 18.30
WHERE: Mel's Village Kitchen Klipfontein Rd ....in shopping centre with Woolworths...Beers on special for us! ..
HARE: Derelicked

SUNDAY: 18 MAY 2008
TIME: 16H00 (4PM)
WHERE: Tygerberg Nature Reserve, Welgemoedt (N1 NORTH, WELGEMOEDT-JIP DE JAGER EXIT, LEFT UP JIP, FOLLOW NATURE RESERVE SIGNS. Call Chris 0834583836 if you need specific directions.
HARE: Herm-anus




Last weeks run # 1433 : Hare: PUSSYGALORE 2
This letter, like the above run almost did'nt happen.The hare forgot about the run. With 1hr:15mins before the starting time, run setting commenced, One hour five mins later the run had been set and under stormy clouds, the run started with Dutch Cap leading the pack to check two on a high contour path. Miss Toblerone led the pack to check three, whereupon Gutterguts followed by Bullwanker encountered a falsie deep in the forest. Meanwhile Longdrop and Pussygalore found the trail and headed up thru the mist to check 4 where Cape Town's greatest hasher provided liquid refreashment, Old Brown Shit! Duly fortified, the pack headed up and deep into the forest , the home horrid evil creatures such as, Trolls, Dwarfs, Hobbitts and Boblets. Talking of Boblet, it was noted he had vanished along with his bum chum Gargoyle No Neck. With no trace to be found of Boblet and his chum, the pack found the trail and headed down to the lower contour path where check 9 morphed into a live run to check 10. Nobody caught the hare so home run was declared and all headed home.
Thanks to Pussygalore and Heranus for an excellent run. Also thanks to Pussy for the doughnuts.



Ceremony: R /A – Bullwanker.
Sinners:
Hare : Pussygalore 2.
Heranus, Pussygalore 2, Boblet, Blowbeans, Miss Toblerone, Guttergutts, Jacgstsmeisie.

Attendance:
The usual wankers.