Hash Trash 27 July

Committee members: 2007/8

Grand master – Anthony - Blabbermouth

Hash Master – Lieze - Koeksuster

Hash cash – Bruce - Gutterguts

Hash Haberdash –Colleen – Mother Inferior

On Sec – Hilary - Helgar

Hash Web Wench – Leanne – Easy Rider

Religious Advisor – Yvonne ( Ian will stand in if Yvonne ever away) - Snake Charmer

Religious Advisor walkers – Derek - Derelict

Mountain Goat - Dan – Gravedigger



Next weeks Run # 1445:

Venue: Parking Area at the circle at the top of Kloofnek Road. The turnoff that takes you to the cable station.



Boerewors rolls will be on sales afterwards, Her anus bring the beans!





Time: 16H00 i.e 4.00pm

Hare: Blabbermouth

Scribe: Boblet



So what can be said about last Sundays run?



Well the runners ran and the walkers walked, and I did something in between, and there was plenty of greenbelt and shiggy to go with it



There were some memorable events though specifically the one regarding Snake Charmer and an American Marine doing pushups. So how did that all get started, well our shit shirt made a return this weekend and it did look rather clean at the start of the run, but considering that there was a lot of shiggy about, Jared thought it would be a good idea to get it back to its good old self, and proceeded to show us an American pastime by sliding though the shiggy to get the shit shirt looking like it should. Well needless to say Snake Charmer had something to say about this and ordered our marine to do 10 pushups for his beer. Now that would seem like a normal punishment but considering how Snake Charmer was smiling and perving at this site, well um, I wonder??? At the end of it the shirt was awarded to Wonderbra who was only to eager to accept it and promised never to wash it, riiiiight.



Then there were these goodie bags, full of sweets, that Pussy galore had brought for everyone to help themselves to. Bone Idle was only to happy to get one and he clutched onto like dear life and he made sure none of the other kids got there hands on it, talk about stealing candy from a baby. I took a box home for “Who’s the Boss”, though I must admit I had to lighten the load a little, but I did give her the box to play with, and she is still happily playing with it.



Then there was Boblet who just about did his own run and came in long after the circle was done, oh sorry, that’s not news.



So that was it, a very memorable run.



Sinners:

Hare and Co hare – Twin peaks and Wonderbra

Jared – enough said

Others





WEEKEND AWAY – 12 –14 September Only a few beds left so pay now or be left behind.



Cross Dress party, 9 August. R20 per person with curry and rice. There will be meat dishes for the carnivores and vegetable dishes for the vegetables.

Place: 3 Driver Street Lakeside.

There will be prizes for the best dress.

This is your chance to come out of the closet!!!



ON ON

Blabbermouth