HASH TRASH

hash trash 19 Oct

Committee members: 2007/8
Grand matron – Hilary - Helgar
Hash Master – Bob - Boblet
Hash cash – Bruce – Gutterguts
Hash Kos – Anthony - Blabbermouth
Hash Haberdash – Lieze - Koeksuster
On Sec – Hilda - Keelover
Hash Web Wench – Leanne – Easy Rider
Religious Advisor – Chris T – Herm-anus
Mountain Goat - Yvonne – Snake Charmer

(Comment: please save this hash trash format and use it as a template format for all newsletters. This keeps track of run numbers, receding hareline, attendance, events, etc….Thanks)

Next weeks Run # 1457 :
Venue: Parking area at Suikerbossie restaurant, near the top of Suikerbossie on the right.
Time: 17h00
Hare: Blabbermouth, 20th run
Scribe: Gargoyle

Wednesdays Run:
Venue: Mel’s Kitchen, Klipfontein road opposite the Red Cross Hospital
Time: 18h30

Parties and Socials:

1 November 2008 – Halloween Party at False Bay Yacht Club
· Final details to be forwarded during the week.
· Bring & Braai & party…..

16 November 2008 – Koeksuster’s birthday braai after hash

21 December 2008 – Toy Run
· Ist run to be done by Curry Bum in keeping with Children’s theme
· Bring toys to be donated to a children’s charity

11 January 2009 – Helgar’s birthday bash
· Format – undecided but diarise anyway!

15 February 2009 – Ladies Revenge Run!!!!
· Male species be scared we are reintroducing hash traditions this year!!!!!!

April - Weekend away
· Uilenskraalmond (or some version of the spelling)
· St Patrick’s day theme!

Remember to invite your friends & families to socials as it is a great way to introduce them to hash and increase our numbers!!!



Last weeks run # 1456 : Hare: SNAKE CHARMER

Another weekend with a good turnout of hashers. All gathered at the top of Rubbi road and then at exactly 5 pm On On was called and we were informed that there were 11 checks with a booze stop at check 6. It seemed pretty obvious that there was only one route and that was up, and when in doubt go up. Well that all proved to be correct and up we went. Checks 1 to 5 came quickly and before long we came to check 6 at the top of the hill and what a magnificent view, cold Amstel beers all lined up and ready to be drunk, what a view. Some comments were passed about the big dam below and how small things looked etc but then, in the distance, long after the walkers had arrived, did Hermanus hobble in. This must be some sort of a record.

From here there was only one way and that was downhill, so off we all went, the walkers heading back the way we came and the runners on a different route. Check 7 was at the bottom of the hill and from here we headed towards the beach. After a short spell on the beach we headed back on to the road and headed for home.

On arrival Gargoyle had already started the boerie rolls but we packed it all up and headed for Snake Charmers pad for the On On.




Ceremony: R /A – Hermanus
Sinners::
Hermanus: For coming in at check 6 really late.
Blabbermouth: For remembering to bring beans for the boerie rolls.
Snake charmer: For starting the run at exactly 5 pm, making Hermanus seem late.
Fucket Brother1 (Destressed) and Sarah (our English student) for coming in really fast at the end of the run
Doggy Style: A sprinting walker, now there’s an oxymoron for you.
Visiting foot: Destressed’s wife, who could not drink alone so she had Doggy style help her.
Curry Bum: For taking a short cut at a split
Blowbeans: The real reason I have forgotten but he was getting excited at snake charmers dog’s having a sexual go for one another. Now here was an interesting thing, Molly, the small black female dog was trying to jump this big male dog (the name escapes me). Snake charmer I think a bit of sexual education is necessary.

After the ceremony we had a raffle for a bottle of wine, cherries soaked in Vodka, which was won by Blabbermouth and a chocolate cake, won by Blowbeans, which was enjoyed by hash.



Attendance:
Tinkerbell, Peterpan, Doggy Style, Jagsmeisie, Gargoyle, Michail, TNT,Gutterguts, Helgar, Currybum, Snot goblin, Keelover, Koeksuster, Snake charmer, Boblet, Hermanus, Latrine, Blabbermouth, Sarah, Destressed and wife, Mini me, cockroach, Blowbeans, thunderthighs