HASH TRASH 31/7/07

Hash Trash 31 July 2007

Hash Trash from Cape Town Hash

Committee members: 2006/7
They cannot be important, because half of them don't even attend Hash, but they are:
Gutterguts, Hermanus, Blodwynleek, Easy Rider, Bone Idle, Blabbermouth & Koeksuster

Correction more than half of them attended Sundays run.
The stats are 4 out of 4 for the male committee members and 0 out of 3 for the balless wonders, mmmmm.

Next Wednesdays Run
Wed run is at Bella pizza, 54 Landsdowne Rd, Claremont, 18h30.

Next Sundays Run Run No. 1393
Sunday 5th at 16.00 ..............not 16.30 (want some day light after the run
at 38 Ravensberg ave, Newlands,..........
Bring and braai after or if the weather is kak Blodwynn will make soup and rolls....ON ON Jan Klein

Now for the run that was Run No 1392 Sunday 29 July 2007 Hare: Grave Robber.
We all assembled in the car par at Newlands forestry station, unfortunately the RA was held up by a very confused induuurvidual piloting the hash drinks chariot who seemed to have no clue where he should be headed.
After this confusion had been cleared up we all assembled in the carpark, where Gargoyle had what must have been the cloured version of what may become a polar bear. Another possibility is that it wasn't a colored polar bear at all but the infant version of a grizzly bear any way whatever it was it was big just like Gargoyle's new chariot which we shall now refer to as the grizzly transporter.
Anyway I digress, the grizzly bear decided to take a dump right at our gathering point, the shit was a light brown colour, no not Gargoyle, this pointed back towards the beast being an infant polar bear not a grizzly.

Taking stock of the situation it was noted that Heranus had forgotten to bring our now very highly respected shit shirt, being the only CTHHH shit shirt to run a sub 2 hour Knysna half marathon. Infact on researching the matter in the CTHHH archive (which Grave Robber has fortunately not yet plundered) it is the only recorded event in our history where the shit shirt has been worn ,admittedly by a shit, in an official event and then awarded complete with race no.s to an even bigger shit the following week end.
The latter shit is suspected of developing Alzheimer's,but further symptoms of this were noted during the course of the afternoon.(more about that later)

Back to Grave Robber on his maiden hash run, speaking of that where the hell has Jagsmeisie been lately??
Grave Robber is not actually completely sane at the moment first he goes to Knysna on a party week end and runs a 42km marathon (DOF??), then the Saturday before setting his run he does 6 hrs running through the mountains in something called the Hout Bay Challenge (Very DOF).My theory on this is maybe he is not totally Looney yet but Jagsmeisie puts him out of the house and not being as well equipped as Gargoyle's Polar Bear he has to run to stay warm??

We departed from the car park leaving the polar bear turd behind and headed up the mountain to find an X, which normal hashers thought was a falsey as this is customary, however somewhere in Grave Robbers tomb raiding past it was used as the sign to depict a 4 way split with the fourth option being back exactly the way you have just come, apologies arrived, I can see the sense in this when tomb raiding but we were not trapped in an underground vault here .

Grave Robber fortunately arrived and cleared up the confusion stating it would not be necessary to return to check one (the polar bear turd) but we should investigate the other three options of his 4 way split.

On up the mountain we ran in places against raging torrents of freezing mountain water and large pools of liquid ice. Some of the more timid hashers were teetering around the edges of the streams flowing down the paths, trying to keep their shoes dry, not Gutter Guts, he seemed to take great joy in announcing PUDDLE at the top of his voice and crashing into every tranquil water body in a manner to ensure TNT(Bone Idle) would wear as much of the freezing muddy liquid as possible. Many checks and falsies(unmarked splits) later the running pack descended into a ravine to find a large torrent that needed to be crossed. Idle bone having picked up a trick from Guilty Guts decided to share some of the cold damp elixir of the gods with a very dry Heranus so he used all his engineering savvy and knowledge of project vomit, I mean physics, to launch an
obelisk into the raging torrents in the proximity of Heranus.
With the status quo now even and all the FRB's suitably drenched, on we went up the river valley to another jeep track.
After about 40 minutes we began a very long descent back to the chariot park and Polar Bear Shit.
A very good first run in fact it would even have been a candidate run of the year if there had been a beer stop.

Sinners:

Grave Robber Hare
TNT some bull shit about hash handles
Heranus Alzheimer's forgot shit shirt, arrived last after getting lost on home run
Gargoyle & Blowbeans new chariots
Heranus new shoes, these seem to be too fast for him to keep track of where he is going.
Derelict disrespect wandering off in the middle of the ramblings
Guilty Guts muttering during proceedings
Heranus arriving last even after Boblet
Someone else threw a drink at the RA instead of consuming it not worth mentioning.


ON ON
IDLE BONE