HASH TRASH - 6/4/08

Committee members: 2007/8
Grand master ?? Anthony - Blabbermouth
Hash Master ? Lieze - Koeksuster
Hash cash ? Bruce - Gutterguts
Hash Haberdash ?Colleen ? Mother Inferior
On Sec ? Hilary - Helgar
Hash Web Wench ? Leanne ? Easy Rider
Religious Advisor ? Yvonne ( Ian will stand in if Yvonne ever away)? - Snake Charmer
Religious Advisor walkers ? Derek - Derelict
Mountain Goat? - Dan ? Gravedigger

Next weeks Run # 1429
Venue:Franschhoek: Ottersbend Lodge. ( From Franschhoek main road, turn right at La Provance sign, proceed 1.5km (over river) to t'junction, left into Dassenberg,?proceed 1.5km, Ottersbend Lodge will be on the left. ( Call Chris 0834583836 if lost).
Time: 16h00
Hare: ? ?Fracshhoek Hash
Scribe:? Gargoyle.
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Wednesdays Run: ALPHEN HOTEL, BOER N" BRIT, CONSTANTIA. 6.30PM.
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Parties and Socials:
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Weekend away: April 11/12/13 Franschoek? WE NEED YOUR MONEY BY WEDNESDAY AT THE LATEST
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We need to confirm numbers ? email Easy Rider to let her know if you will be going hash@crss.co.za
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Costs R300 PP for weekend
R185 if you are only going for the Saturday night
Children under 16 half price R150
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(Don?t contact Koeksuster as she will be going to sea for work until 15 April and will not be available)
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Last weeks run # 1428 ? ?:???????????????????????? Hare:JAN(F'ING LAZY,MEAN BASTARD) KLEIN
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Having battled power cuts, petrol and interest hikes, the pack gathered on a cold wintery afternoon expecting a well marked , well numbered , many booze stopped run (as the last run), sadly we were to be greatly disappointed. The hare, having just returned from Oz with his bum chum Derelict, having spent too much , was devoid of funds for booze stops and chalk for marking! Also to add insult to injury, the hare set and conducted the run from his lofty perch atop el cheapo mountain bike,( having pulled a hammstring while indulging in strange love making with Derelict).
At 17.10pm the run commenced, proceeding around the shopping center up thru bush toward Victoria Rd. Leading the pack were Heranus, Naughty but Nice and Mr Fuckit. Heranus was seen chasing children in a bakkie and was promptly castigated by Long Drop and his good lady for terrorizing little children. Boblet took the lead and the pack followed up Hout Bay toward Mariner's Wharf, where the runners met the "knitting circle". Blowbeans was heard to mention about the chronic lack of beans on the run, even the hash woofers, leading Snake Charmer, were taking strain due to lack of beans. Meanwhile at the back, Blabbermouth and chums, were lamenting on the lack of Hout Bay business not using Blabbermouth's recycled ('" fell off the back of a truck") cash registers! Home run was found and the pack skipped across the beach to the ON, ON.
Thanks to Jan Klein for a cool run, but hey, MORE F'ING BOOZE STOPS!!!!!!!!?
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Ceremony: R /A ? Snake Charmer
Sinners:
Heranus, Blowbeans, Jan Klein, Mr Fuckit, Boblet, newly baptised Dribbles.
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ON ON
HERANUS.