hash Trash 3 OCT

Cape Town Hash House Harriers 3rd October Windy City by the sea …REDHILL and Blowbeans …BlueKnees
Hare Gutterguts ..Attendees……5 Dogs 14 people but dogs vote counts 3 against 1 which made them the winners Eight checks in all of which six were up the mountain almost to the top of Redhill and the other two were down which again proves that Gutterguts is out of balance and very likely unstable accordig to the Hasthagerous. SINNNERS… Mr Dick and Pussy Galore saw fit to shortcut and were awarded the first two down downs by standin RA ..Jou Ma Se Koeksussie Jan Klein for coming back at all shared the next down down with Morag the Heeland Hoor from Scotland who was named “Kaman Suture” (some thing to do with the book she and Snakecharmer are writing about a dogs life in the Townships ) Snake Charmer was punished for assuming the squat position and not having a poop scoop handy Snot Goblin and new boy on the block Jordan now dubbed Cockroach got it for racing to win and it is well documented that sprinting is that is reserved for currently broken footed Her Anus our venerial RA Gutterguts and Blowbeans for a being more crap than they were last week Lastly Pussy Galore has been renamed ‘Incompetetent Pussy’ as she agreed to write the letter last week and as we all now know….SHE FORGOT! Then there are the Runs to look forward to>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wednesday …18.30 La Grotto Main Road Plumstead and the time for a new Dictator is NOW……………….. Sunday …17.00 Park below the Stone House on Rhodes Drive near Kirstenbosch and if the weather is good a Bring and Braai at JK and Blod’s after ………. If it’s cold and wet you can bugger off to you own house and a make a mess ON On Jan Klein The Hare line seems to be non existent Boblet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!