HASH TRASH

hash trash 26 Oct

Next weeks Run # 1458 :
Venue: Parking area Outside Norman Henshilwood High School on your way to Constantia Village coming from Wynberg side.
Time: 17h00
Hare: Gargoyle
Scribe: Bypass

Wednesdays Run:
Venue: Oblivion Restaurant 22 Chichester Road Claremont
Time: 18h30

Parties and Socials:

1 November 2008 – Halloween Party at False Bay Yacht Club RSVP HELGA IF YOU ARE GOING

16 November 2008 – Koeksuster’s birthday braai after hash

21 December 2008 – Toy Run
· Ist run to be done by Curry Bum in keeping with Children’s theme
· Bring toys to be donated to a children’s charity

11 January 2009 – Helgar’s birthday bash
· Format – undecided but diarise anyway!

15 February 2009 – Ladies Revenge Run!!!!
· Male species be scared we are reintroducing hash traditions this year!!!!!!

April - Weekend away
· Uilenskraalmond (or some version of the spelling)
· St Patrick’s day theme!

Remember to invite your friends & families to socials as it is a great way to introduce them to hash and increase our numbers!!!



Last weeks run # 1456 : Hare: Gutter Guts

As far as I recall “The Sound of Music” happened in 1965 or thereabouts. Arghhhh way before my time. But another repeat of the Sound of Music happened on Sunday at 17h00 outside Suikerbossie restaurant. We had Gutterguts like Captain Von tropp leading his many children (condoms never came into play or are we speaking about the used ones Keelover was carrying in her pocket then taking it apart one at a time) over the mountain. Helga (Maria) was given instructions on how to take the rest of the brady bunch on their weary way. Hermanus was given the male big dog the sexless one, as he was being one happy chappie (wonder if he got shagged the previous night. I am speaking about the dog where are your thoughts)

Anyways enough about that, Gutterguts let the runners all do a falsey up the mountain, obviously (run must go up hill). Not where he is concerned. They all gathered first to go down hill then up up and away.

Us walkers were told to follow the path till we reached the top of the trees. There we waited for the runners to appear at check two. At this stage I was very proud of myself. Climbed the mountain without a “sweat”. Yip ready to go further. Did some bundu bashing with trees hitting poor Snot Goblin in the face (inconsiderate dad). Then the worst part of all we had to walk single file up to the top of the mountain to check 4½ and then played the waiting game. We waited for the runners, while Blowbeans contemplated on how to get rid of Thunderthighs. He wanted her to give us all a demonstration of how far she would fall if she fell down the mountainside. (Damn these men think they can live without women, they are mistaken. check who wrote the letter)

After the regroup at check 4½ the runners continued up and over the mountain, we walkers had to go back the same way. Here the fun began. Slip sliding all the way to the bottom. Once all of us were confident that we could stand we continued on our merry way at this stage shaggy dog decided to show us how she could skate and promptly landed with a loud bang on the ground (like everyone said must have been 6 on the richter scale) and low and below 30 sec later her’s truly also lands on her bottom. We then returned to the chariots to await the runners. Slowly but surely they started returning and true to form Hermanus complaining. The dog was dragging him around and into the only stream that was on the mountain.

Once again the Mountains echoed the songs close to our heart when the RA promptly declared the following as sinners

Ceremony: R /A – Hermanus
Sinners::
Hermanus For complaining
Gutterguts setting the run
And several other sinners that I missed along the way. Aah remembered Curry Bum gave the Shit Shirt to Blowbeans for toasting the Sharks that won the curry cup final. Blowbeans in turn passed it on to Latrine as he would be away for the following few weeks

Attendance:
Doggy Style, Gargoyle, Mikhail, TNT,Gutterguts, Helgar, Currybum, Snot goblin, Keelover, Long drop, Snake charmer, Boblet, Hermanus, Latrine, Sarah, Blowbeans, thunderthighs

hash trash 19 Oct

Committee members: 2007/8
Grand matron – Hilary - Helgar
Hash Master – Bob - Boblet
Hash cash – Bruce – Gutterguts
Hash Kos – Anthony - Blabbermouth
Hash Haberdash – Lieze - Koeksuster
On Sec – Hilda - Keelover
Hash Web Wench – Leanne – Easy Rider
Religious Advisor – Chris T – Herm-anus
Mountain Goat - Yvonne – Snake Charmer

(Comment: please save this hash trash format and use it as a template format for all newsletters. This keeps track of run numbers, receding hareline, attendance, events, etc….Thanks)

Next weeks Run # 1457 :
Venue: Parking area at Suikerbossie restaurant, near the top of Suikerbossie on the right.
Time: 17h00
Hare: Blabbermouth, 20th run
Scribe: Gargoyle

Wednesdays Run:
Venue: Mel’s Kitchen, Klipfontein road opposite the Red Cross Hospital
Time: 18h30

Parties and Socials:

1 November 2008 – Halloween Party at False Bay Yacht Club
· Final details to be forwarded during the week.
· Bring & Braai & party…..

16 November 2008 – Koeksuster’s birthday braai after hash

21 December 2008 – Toy Run
· Ist run to be done by Curry Bum in keeping with Children’s theme
· Bring toys to be donated to a children’s charity

11 January 2009 – Helgar’s birthday bash
· Format – undecided but diarise anyway!

15 February 2009 – Ladies Revenge Run!!!!
· Male species be scared we are reintroducing hash traditions this year!!!!!!

April - Weekend away
· Uilenskraalmond (or some version of the spelling)
· St Patrick’s day theme!

Remember to invite your friends & families to socials as it is a great way to introduce them to hash and increase our numbers!!!



Last weeks run # 1456 : Hare: SNAKE CHARMER

Another weekend with a good turnout of hashers. All gathered at the top of Rubbi road and then at exactly 5 pm On On was called and we were informed that there were 11 checks with a booze stop at check 6. It seemed pretty obvious that there was only one route and that was up, and when in doubt go up. Well that all proved to be correct and up we went. Checks 1 to 5 came quickly and before long we came to check 6 at the top of the hill and what a magnificent view, cold Amstel beers all lined up and ready to be drunk, what a view. Some comments were passed about the big dam below and how small things looked etc but then, in the distance, long after the walkers had arrived, did Hermanus hobble in. This must be some sort of a record.

From here there was only one way and that was downhill, so off we all went, the walkers heading back the way we came and the runners on a different route. Check 7 was at the bottom of the hill and from here we headed towards the beach. After a short spell on the beach we headed back on to the road and headed for home.

On arrival Gargoyle had already started the boerie rolls but we packed it all up and headed for Snake Charmers pad for the On On.




Ceremony: R /A – Hermanus
Sinners::
Hermanus: For coming in at check 6 really late.
Blabbermouth: For remembering to bring beans for the boerie rolls.
Snake charmer: For starting the run at exactly 5 pm, making Hermanus seem late.
Fucket Brother1 (Destressed) and Sarah (our English student) for coming in really fast at the end of the run
Doggy Style: A sprinting walker, now there’s an oxymoron for you.
Visiting foot: Destressed’s wife, who could not drink alone so she had Doggy style help her.
Curry Bum: For taking a short cut at a split
Blowbeans: The real reason I have forgotten but he was getting excited at snake charmers dog’s having a sexual go for one another. Now here was an interesting thing, Molly, the small black female dog was trying to jump this big male dog (the name escapes me). Snake charmer I think a bit of sexual education is necessary.

After the ceremony we had a raffle for a bottle of wine, cherries soaked in Vodka, which was won by Blabbermouth and a chocolate cake, won by Blowbeans, which was enjoyed by hash.



Attendance:
Tinkerbell, Peterpan, Doggy Style, Jagsmeisie, Gargoyle, Michail, TNT,Gutterguts, Helgar, Currybum, Snot goblin, Keelover, Koeksuster, Snake charmer, Boblet, Hermanus, Latrine, Blabbermouth, Sarah, Destressed and wife, Mini me, cockroach, Blowbeans, thunderthighs