HASH TRASH 9/12/07

Wed Run British Bulldog Kommetjie 6.30 pm. Fish Braii after.Sun Run Klondyke Cherry Farm Ceres 1.30 pm. R12 entry. Pick cherries before the run then picnic under the pine trees.Hi Punks, yes its me Capetown's number one short-cutter and greatest hasher, ah such modesty.In true Heranus fashion i arrived late, but soon found check six and waited for the pack.Up Mill street came Mr Mills (Gutterguts), followed by Grave Robber, or Grave Digger, or Grave Person. Gutterguts was none too happy to find this scribe had gone from check one to check six and vented his frustration. Tough, tell someone who cares!Koeksuster, Gutterguts, led the pack behind San Souci school and up to the old cape water works where check seven was found. Bullwanker and Naughty but Nicepleaded with the hare to shorten this rather "hilly" little run, but to no avail, this nasty little "Grave Person" was still pissed off having just come back from holliday in the depths of an english winter, (what a wanker).The trail headed down toward Gardens, not much to report here except how CLEAN the shit shirt looked, apparently Hilda Person used OMO to clean this sacred rellic! Ah talking of relics, Blowbeans, Boblet, and Pussygalore 1 were seen debating who is going to win leadership of the ANC, well Jon ( kak being named after a toilet, excuse the pun), explained that white "Eurotrash" had no write debating what is clearly an African affair and that his very own brother, the one an only Gargoyle- No Neck (father of the chubby teenage person who plays with little toys), talks far more bullshit than Mr Zuma and Mr Mbeki, this is indeed true. Imagine having a brother hasher, a comrade wanker as leader of the ANC, Viva Gargoyle!Enough of this crap, home run was found and all proceeded back to the chariots.Many sinners, Grave Person, Hilda Person, Heranus, Gutterguts, Bullwanker, Naughty but Nice, all wankers dumb enough to have set twenty runs. If I have omitted to mention anyones name i am truly sorry. Actually i don't give a shit, now SOD OFF!!!On, OnHERANUS.

On 03 Dec 2007, at 11:46 AM, Lieze Swart wrote:
Hi ChrisI contacted Klondyke cherry farm. We have permission to run.There is R12 entry per person and then you can picnic for the entire day at their picnic spots under the pine trees. You pay for cherries you would like to take home R34/kg, but not for the ones that you eat in the orchard. Map attached.You can decide on run time. And let me know. I will then send out invite to hash as a whole with all the details.regards