HASH TRASH 14/10/07
What can we say, the new committee has only been in action for 1 week and we already organised, a phenomenal run (refer below) & the most amazing social where we organised that the Springboks would win their semi final match! – Good heavens what more could you want??
Now onto the business at hand:
Next weeks run: Noordhoek Pick ‘n Pay parking lot
17h00
Hare – koeksister
Wednesday run : Pinelands Club Lonsdale road Pinelands Bring and Braai at the club afterwards
The run that was the SEMI FINAL SPECTACULAR!
When the illustrious hare, Gutterguts, announced at the beginning of the run that he was “no more Mr Nice Guy” nobody realised how serious he actually was. The motley crue set off thinking that a leisurely stroll around Lakeside before relaxing with a beer & braai and watching the rugby BUT NO he was being deadly serious!
Our new RA, Snake Charmer, decided that despite seeing that huge mountain in front of her that it was her moral duty to ensure that she got to the beer stop at the top, and then the female had to wait while the male species of supposed runners, including Mr Dick, Herm – anus, Uncle Shrek (aka Jan Klein) & Boblet decided to puff & pant their way to the Koppie on the mountain.
The walkers in the meantime dutifully lead by Bird brain were having a brisk walk up Boys Drive. It is said that certain “runners” whom we will not name (Wonderbra & Twinpeaks) decided that it was safer for their health to follow the walkers than the runners (of course the sinners that they are were punished for this at the ceremony). So along with Suck face and baby Jake (who is not yet hash named but I have it on good authority from his mother that everytime he bends over wind escapes so perhaps there is usable material in that information) Blowbeans & Derelict they meandered over Boys Drive and then back down through the back roads of Lakeside back to the chariots.
Hash is becoming very divided as there was another group of walkers, Mother inferior, Blondwynleek, Helgar, Snot nose goblin & the hash hound Chelsie who did their own little stroll around Surbubia. BUT there is more…. not only were their 3 groups out there but we now have a additional group: THE SITTERS - TNT & Scotty were firstly late and then had the lame excuse of being held captive and made to drink at their previous engagement of all the gourmeting hashing excuses… but there were other gourmet hashers who drifted in during the course of the evening including “F me now”; Bypass; Croc & Mother Superior & the visitors including cousin Wayne & Vicky.
So all in all a good turnout. The hashers returned to the hash house & proceeded to snack on cheese & biscuits, chip & dip & start drinking from the fully stocked hash fridge. We also toasted the arrival of Debbie Does Dallas’s new arrival (yes Graham has a nephew! – and what a proud uncle he is) in New Zealand with a tasty pink champagne from Woolies (you see hash is getting classy).
Then the classiness all but evaporated as the new RA’s took to the floor with the ceremony:
Sinners:
Hare – gutterguts (watered down beer out of a watering can no less)
Wonderbra & Twinpeaks as explained above
Suckface – for aiding and abetting the above
Boblet – for not actually being a runner (according the RA – I think she was still upset about having to wait for her beer at the beer stop)
TNT & Scotty – for being the sitters
I forget who else it was such a mess of liquid by that stage
Herm-anus then proceeded to give the &(&( shirt (sorry some people do not get the newsletter due to firewalls blocking our language!) to Scotty *&(&(&(__ for not coming to hash ages ago to eat his chocolates that he had brought for her. So he proceeded to feed her a Penguin. In response Scotty fed him very unceremoniously a piece of my Woolies chocolate mouse cake (I thought that this was supposed to be a punishment???) because Herm-Anus thoroughly enjoyed it so much so he invaded my fridge and ate the last piece & left the empty box in the fridge!!!!!
By then the coals were almost ready and people cleaned up had a few more drinks and settled down to a traditional South African experience. A Sunday braai, followed by a spectacular rugby match on the hash BIG SCREEN (I.e my wall & Underdog’s projector).
Thank you to everbody who made salads etc
NOW ONTO THE EXCITING NEWS:
BY POPULAR DEMAND, WE WILL BE WATCHING THE RUGBY FINAL ON THE HASH BIG SCREEN AT 3 DRIVER STREET ON SATURDAY. BRING & BRAAI FIRST. YOU MAY INVITE YOUR DECENT FRIENDS & FAMILY TO JOIN US….
SO SEE YOU THERE FROM 18H00 (HASH CASH WILL BE IN THE FRIDGE & BRING A SALAD FOR THE COMMUNAL TABLE)
ON ON
HELGAR
