Hash Trash 13 July 2008

Committee members: 2007/8
Grand master – Anthony - Blabbermouth
Hash Master – Lieze - Koeksuster
Hash cash – Bruce - Gutterguts
Hash Haberdash –Colleen – Mother Inferior
On Sec – Hilary - Helgar
Hash Web Wench – Leanne – Easy Rider
Religious Advisor – Yvonne ( Ian will stand in if Yvonne ever away) - Snake Charmer
Religious Advisor walkers – Derek - Derelict
Mountain Goat - Dan – Gravedigger

Next weeks Run # 1443:
Venue: Parking Area Cnr of Rose and Glen Alpine rds Bergvliet.


Time: 16H00 i.e 4.00pm
Hare: Bone Idle
Scribe: Twin Peaks

Wednesdays Run: Victorian Times Main Rd Fishhoek 18h30

Last weeks run: Run # 1442 Hare: Bypass

Bypass bypassed his own run and shat in his car oops sat in his car reading a book, I didn’t know he could read but at least he was staring intently at the pages and turning them every now and then, totally oblivious to the fact that Bone Idle had halted his chariot next to Bypass’s.

This part is purely speculation as I did not witness it but approximately 30min earlier a meager bunch of savages gathered to be addressed by Bypass and set off on his challenging run. The entire crowd consisted of Koeksuster, Hermanus, Boblet and Tracy.

As can be seen not a great effort was made by hash to be present for this run and unfortunately even less effort was made to complete it or even start it in the case of Bone Idle and Bypass.
The runner, hobbler and walkers (2 of these) all returned to the car park after approximately ½ hr.
Everyone, well all 6 of us stood around and spoke shit then Boblett decided drinks would be on Hash Cash. The paltry turnout meant not much damage could be inflicted and Boblett probably thought that if the same effort that had been evident on the run and in getting to the run was applied to getting drinks out of the cooler boxes, well then the lids would probably not even get opened.
At this stage Thunder Thighs sailed in on a very swish new 2 wheeled manual chariot with all sorts of gizmos on in. Shame on you Blowbeans you work for an oil company all your life and then make your wife ride a bicycle.
Blowbeans made the same effort to pitch as the rest of Hash ZERO.

The ceremony was run by Bone Idle even though he didn’t do the run, well no-one else did either (correction no-one finished it).

Sinners:
Bypass : Hare
Koeksuster & Heranus : Running ½ the Knysna marathon
Bypass : pouring his drink on the floor while trying to multitask at his age really!!!




1443 20-Jul BONE IDLE TWINPEAKS 1444 27-Jul TWINPEAKS BLABBERMOUTH 1445 03-Aug BLABBERMOUTH BOBLET 1446 10-Aug BOBLET EASY RIDER 1447 17-Aug EASY RIDER GARGOYLE 1448 24-Aug GARGOYLE LONGDROP 1449 31-Aug LONGDROP BULLWANKER 1450 07-Sep BULLWANKER HERMANUS 1451 14-Sep HERMANUS KOEKSUSTER weekend away-Her anus75th run1452 21-Sep KOEKSUSTER PUSSY GALORE2 1453 28-Sep PUSSY GALORE2 GUTTERGUTS 1454 05-Oct GUTTERGUTS JAN KLEIN 1455 12-Oct JAN KLEIN
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