HASH TRASH 9/9/07
OK IT LOOKS AS IF THE SCRIBE HAS FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT US AGAIN ......OK our estimed Scribe has advised that he had a problem between the chair and Computer Keyboard hence the Hash Trash is late LOL but it will still arrive ...oooh and here it is 18/9/07
C.T.H.H.
The Committee Who Cares.
Wednesday’s. Run. The Blue Chip restaurant Wetton Rd Wetton.
Next Sundays Run. The Fountain Wynberg Park Travarto Link Wynberg.
Run No. Hare. Rancid What ever.
Location. Tokai Forest Orphen Rd.
At the a start a shock awaited, the dragon and the professional moaner had pitched, the hypochondriac was suffering from the longest case of foot and mouth in medical history. Gutterguts was either picking a fight with the car guard or he though the guard was photogenic as he was chasing the guard with camera in hand.
After Waiting for Her-anus to find the On On and a few minutes delay while the various mutts were brought under control, the on on was called.
Once it was determined that there were no beer stops my interest in the run instructions ceased.
A run into the forest was obvious, but which direction? After running into the wrong part of the forest it became obvious that with a strategic short cut I could join the run, and providing that the bone head of the Right Arshole did not spot my cunning stunt all would be well The R.A. who surprise surprise happened to be the co-hare was so busy bullshiting the sick and lame at the back that the only sign of him was the incessant noise that he makes which can be heard at a considerable distance.
The run was quite easy until we reached a bog at the back of the forest, was the hare serious did she think that any body was going to run through a slick of dog and horse turds with a dry path at the side ? Just as I was circumventing the slick, the R.A. staggered around the bend I did not see him but the constant whine was unmistakable “Your supposed to run through the shit, there’s no shit on your shoes, you wimp!” this coming from a ‘girl’ that climbed half way up the mountain last week to avoid getting his shoes wet in a clear mountain steam that 10 minutes later some of the hashers was having a quick drink.
The trail wandered through the forest with more feeble attempts to get shoes wet, a long back check led to a some bad language and the odd curse but the beer wagon was calling so luckily the trail was leading to the chariots. On the way back to the chariots I spotted two black Scottish mutts heading in the opposite direction, right into the path of the other two Scottish mutts, confusion was in the offing. In the meantime gutterguts was playing shrek with Zuma
Back to the chariots 1
down’sinner of the week
Hare Rancid .
Bobet New shoes and not getting new shoes shitty.
Twin peaks
And others
On On
BLABBERMOUTH AND WHOS THE BOSS
BLABBERMOUTH CARRING HASH HORROR WHOS THE BOSS ACROSS THE RIVER, RSWP AND HASH HOUND
HASHERS IN THE FORGROUND - TABLECLOTH COMING OVER THE MOUNTAIN
BLABBERMOUTH, RSWP, HERMANUS, HASH HORROR WHOS THE BOSS, GANDHI AND DUTCH CAP
FLO, WONDERBRA, TWIN PEAKS WITH HASH HORROR JAKE AND LOTS OF SHIGGY
OUR VIRGIN HARE - RSWP
WALKERS,HASH HORRORS AND HASH HOUNDS
9 SEPTEMBER 2007 TOKAI FOREST
