HASH TRASH

Hash Trash 3 August 08

C.T.H.H.

The Committee Who Cares.
Wednesday’s. Run. Pack Run UCT Sports Club.
Next Sundays Run. The Arboretum Car Park Top Of Tokia Rd Tokia


Run No. Hare. Blabber Mouth.
Location. Top Kloof Car Park.

This was a superb run set by two experts in the extremely difficult discipline of hash setting namely Blabber Mouth and yours truly The run started a little late due to logistical problems, these problems will become obvious later.
After the usual preamble about the run details, the hash commenced. As usual the lemming instinct in the hash seemed to raise its head, a few of the pack ran down hill to the pipe track, the rest of the runners followed the hare and ran up table mountain, after much confusion and a lot of hot air and sweat, the pack realised it was going nowhere, and that there was nowhere left to go apart from downhill. The first attempt was down Kloof Nek, that proved a bummer so the ever gracious Hare took pity on the confused minions and led them to the trail down the hill towards Camps Bay. After a gentle downhill run on Kloof Rd, the trail went uphill and on to check 3, it bought a glow to my soul to watch the pack take the long falsie along the contour path.
The trail went back on to Kloof Rd with check 4 at the side of the Glen, it did not take a brain surgeon to guess the trail would go down the Glen, getting down to the river took a little bit of ingenuity as most of the old path seem to be over grown, but away down was eventually found by the main pack. The bone idle at the back of the pack expected yours truely to play the honest co-hare and lead them onto trail, bugger that my feet were still sodden from setting the run down the river. After that I did not see the pack for a while, but their obscene and derogatory vocalisations echoed though the glen. The next time the pack was observed was at the bottom the Glen stuck at a dead end created by the filthy rich fencing of the end of the glen. The pack was now trapped like World War 1 soldiers on the barb wire, after a lot of foul language about laddered tights from the big fairies , the pack managed to extricate its self from the nasty sharp wire and then scale the side of the Glen to get back on the trail. From there on it was a gentle downhill run to Maidens Cove, this was a one way run, the reason for the delayed start was the logistics of returning the hare from Maidens Cove to the start.




Sinner of the week
Gutterguts for fingering Wonderbra for the shirt last week
The hare and Cohare Blabbermouth and yours truly.
Three wise virgins from the Freestate.
Yours truly for leading thr R.A a stray.
And many more.

On On

Hash Trash 27 July

Committee members: 2007/8

Grand master – Anthony - Blabbermouth

Hash Master – Lieze - Koeksuster

Hash cash – Bruce - Gutterguts

Hash Haberdash –Colleen – Mother Inferior

On Sec – Hilary - Helgar

Hash Web Wench – Leanne – Easy Rider

Religious Advisor – Yvonne ( Ian will stand in if Yvonne ever away) - Snake Charmer

Religious Advisor walkers – Derek - Derelict

Mountain Goat - Dan – Gravedigger



Next weeks Run # 1445:

Venue: Parking Area at the circle at the top of Kloofnek Road. The turnoff that takes you to the cable station.



Boerewors rolls will be on sales afterwards, Her anus bring the beans!





Time: 16H00 i.e 4.00pm

Hare: Blabbermouth

Scribe: Boblet



So what can be said about last Sundays run?



Well the runners ran and the walkers walked, and I did something in between, and there was plenty of greenbelt and shiggy to go with it



There were some memorable events though specifically the one regarding Snake Charmer and an American Marine doing pushups. So how did that all get started, well our shit shirt made a return this weekend and it did look rather clean at the start of the run, but considering that there was a lot of shiggy about, Jared thought it would be a good idea to get it back to its good old self, and proceeded to show us an American pastime by sliding though the shiggy to get the shit shirt looking like it should. Well needless to say Snake Charmer had something to say about this and ordered our marine to do 10 pushups for his beer. Now that would seem like a normal punishment but considering how Snake Charmer was smiling and perving at this site, well um, I wonder??? At the end of it the shirt was awarded to Wonderbra who was only to eager to accept it and promised never to wash it, riiiiight.



Then there were these goodie bags, full of sweets, that Pussy galore had brought for everyone to help themselves to. Bone Idle was only to happy to get one and he clutched onto like dear life and he made sure none of the other kids got there hands on it, talk about stealing candy from a baby. I took a box home for “Who’s the Boss”, though I must admit I had to lighten the load a little, but I did give her the box to play with, and she is still happily playing with it.



Then there was Boblet who just about did his own run and came in long after the circle was done, oh sorry, that’s not news.



So that was it, a very memorable run.



Sinners:

Hare and Co hare – Twin peaks and Wonderbra

Jared – enough said

Others





WEEKEND AWAY – 12 –14 September Only a few beds left so pay now or be left behind.



Cross Dress party, 9 August. R20 per person with curry and rice. There will be meat dishes for the carnivores and vegetable dishes for the vegetables.

Place: 3 Driver Street Lakeside.

There will be prizes for the best dress.

This is your chance to come out of the closet!!!



ON ON

Blabbermouth