hash trash 2Nov
REQUEST FROM TICKLY TART.... PLEASE ASSIST IF YOU CAN
Katherine (Tickly Tart) has asked me to ask you if you would like to put a request out to the Hashers for donations of used clothing for an orphanage that she visited in Uganda on her overland trip from Nairobi to Cape Town.........She will be here on the 12th and the transport would need to have them by the 14th and they will deliver on the way back up.....She assures us all that it is a genuine needy cause and clothes for chilren male and female from baby up to teenager will be really appreciated so this may help some people clear a few shelves ...I am sure a few toys would'nt go amiss either if they are not too bulky....Call Jan Klein 083 300 4446 for any further info or we can arrange a pick up if need be..........Thanks Ian
NOW READ THE HASH TRASH.....
Committee members: 2007/8
Grand matron – Hilary - Helgar
Hash Master – Bob - Boblet
Hash cash – Bruce – Gutterguts
Hash Kos – Anthony - Blabbermouth
Hash Haberdash – Lieze - Koeksuster
On Sec – Hilda - Keelover
Hash Web Wench – Leanne – Easy Rider
Religious Advisor – Chris T – Herm-anus
Mountain Goat - Yvonne – Snake Charmer
WEDNESDAYS RUN: 5 NOV. PONCHOS OBSERVATORY.
SUNDAYS RUN : 9 NOV. 99 MILNER RD HOUT BAY. ( VICTORIA RD, TURN INTO EMPIRE RD HEADED TOWARD SEA, LEFT INTO VICTOR RD, RIGHT INTO MILNER RD.) 5 PM RUN. BRING & BRAII. BIN LADEN THEME.
THE RUN THAT WAS.
Gargoyle stated only nine checks and booze stops. 5pm and the run started with Gutterguts leading the pack on a long falsie to Constantia. Koeksuster found the trail and all headed down toward lower Constantia. Many walking
wounded on this run, from Pussygalore with numb feet ( numb in the brain), Heranus, crook ankle, Blabbermouth, recovering from a verble battering by Easy Rider and Boblet stricken by short man syndrome.
This motley crew was chided thru the run by Gargoyle jnr who perched atop his bike hurling abuse. Your time will come you little shit!
Check 5 booze stop and Gargoyle produced a vile green brew, a left over from the Halloween Party and insisted all must drink. All did drink and it tasted KAK!
Longdrop lead the pack down into Plumstead followed by Tinkerbell, Latreen and Potty and all marvelled at the Plumstead residents who insist this area is Lower Constantia, not Plumstead, BOLLOCKS!
Doggy Style was looking to repeat her bum shaking feat of last week, but could not find an appropriate hill and instead was content to cruise along with Mrs Gargole (TNT).
Check nine was found and all headed home.
Ta to Gargoyle for a nice run, set on his bike.
SINNERS.
PUSSY G, KOEKSUSTER, BOBLET, GUTTERGUTS, LATREEN, HERANUS, BONE IDLE, RSWP, BLOWBEANS.
Ta to Keelover for the Dagger cookies.
Parties and Socials:
16 November 2008 – Koeksuster’s birthday braai after hash
21 December 2008 – Toy Run
Ist run to be done by Curry Bum in keeping with Children’s theme
Bring toys to be donated to a children’s charity
11 January 2009 – Helgar’s birthday bash
Format – undecided but diarise anyway!
15 February 2009 – Ladies Revenge Run!!!!
Male species be scared we are reintroducing hash traditions this year!!!!!!
April - Weekend away
Uilenskraalmond (or some version of the spelling)
St Patrick’s day theme!
Remember to invite your friends & families to socials as it is a great way to introduce them to hash and increase our numbers!!!
