HASH TRASH 30/3/08

Committee members: 2007/8
Grand master – Anthony - Blabbermouth
Hash Master – Lieze - Koeksuster
Hash cash – Bruce - Gutterguts
Hash Haberdash –Colleen – Mother Inferior
On Sec – Hilary - Helgar
Hash Web Wench – Leanne – Easy Rider
Religious Advisor – Yvonne ( Ian will stand in if Yvonne ever away) - Snake Charmer
Religious Advisor walkers – Derek - Derelict
Mountain Goat - Dan – Gravedigger

(Comment: please save this hash trash format and use it as a template format for all newsletters. This keeps track of run numbers, receding hareline, attendance, events, etc….

Next weeks Run # 1428 :
Venue: Parking at the side of Dunes Hout Bay...........Bring Sundowner Picnic and chairs if the weather looks good
Time: 17h00
Hare: Jan Klein
Scribe: Sit.Vac.

Wednesdays Run:
Take Note.............Hare Blowbeans Don't miss this as this is the run being set between surgeries and the quack may put him down next time for oxygen theft

Parties and Socials:

Weekend away: April 11/12/13 Franschoek WE NEED YOUR MONEY BY WEDNESDAY AT THE LATEST

We need to confirm numbers – email Easy Rider to let her know if you will be going leanne@crss.co.za

Costs R300 PP for weekend
R185 if you are only going for the Saturday night
Children under 16 half price R150

(Don’t contact Koeksuster as she will be going to sea for work until 15 April and will not be available)

Last weeks run # 1427 : Hare: SNAKE CHARMER

THE RUN AS OBSERVED BY JAN KLEIN FROM THE SAFETY OF THE BRITISH BULLDOG
Well there assemled about 10 runners assisted by 2 dogs and off they went followed by Blowbeans and Delicious Thunderthighs dragging the spare limping whimpering canine Rusty behind.About an hour later the all returned and I can report that all were sweaty ,smelly and complaining of hills and blaming the hare for all their poor physical condition....The dogs were looking really good by comparison............Regardless of all the perceived suffering they managed the to get to the beer regroup and kill the free beer.........General opinion was that it was a chracter building run and well done that Hare.......As usual Heranus shortcutted and denied it again claiming to have done the full distance.....

Ceremony: Gutterguts and R /A – Snake Charmer
Sinners:
Hare : Snake Charmer was punished for being too lenient and then took over the circle and began ranting about wanting to look like Dave Jenkins and then proceeded to crime everyone she laid her eyes on.....Serious case of Psyco PMT going on there.!!!!!!!!!!!!.....I'm shitting myself for what she'll be like next week so come along for the show as I think the leathers and chains are coming out .