HASH TRASH

Hash trash 9 Nov

Committee members: 2007/8
Grand matron – Hilary - Helgar
Hash Master – Bob - Boblet
Hash cash – Bruce – Gutterguts
Hash Kos – Anthony - Blabbermouth
Hash Haberdash – Lieze - Koeksuster
On Sec – Hilda - Keelover
Hash Web Wench – Leanne – Easy Rider
Religious Advisor – Chris T – Herm-anus
Mountain Goat - Yvonne – Snake Charmer

(Comment: please save this hash trash format and use it as a template format for all newsletters. This keeps track of run numbers, receding hareline, attendance, events, etc….Thanks)

Next weeks Run # 1462 :
Venue: Parking area at Celia’s Forest, off Rhodes drive, On On afterwards at Blabbermouth’s pad
Time: 16h00, 4 pm
Hare: Blabbermouths, 20th run, I won’t chicken out this time
Scribe: Not sure yet, Boblet to advise

Wednesdays Run:
Venue: Mitchells’ Brewery, V & A waterfront
Time: 18h30

Parties and Socials:


21 December 2008 – Toy Run
· Ist run to be done by Curry Bum in keeping with Children’s theme
· Bring toys to be donated to a children’s charity

11 January 2009 – Helgar’s birthday bash
· Format – undecided but diarise anyway!

15 February 2009 – Ladies Revenge Run!!!!
· Male species be scared we are reintroducing hash traditions this year!!!!!!

April - Weekend away
· Uilenskraalmond (or some version of the spelling)
· St Patrick’s day theme!

Remember to invite your friends & families to socials as it is a great way to introduce them to hash and increase our numbers!!!



Last weeks run # 1461 : Hare: HERMANUS


A great sunny afternoon, and ON ON was called by Her-Anus. 10 checks with a booze stop at check 7, and in this area it was not to be a short flat run. So with “Who’s the boss” on my back we went searching. Something must be said about a hashers intelligence when you come across a two way split, and you must go either left or right, and the hashers decide to go straight. Well we were all following Boblet, so I suppose enough said.

It was at this point that the run went up and up and up, and just when you thought it couldn’t go up anymore, well it did. By now though Jan Klein, blodwin leek, Boblet and Helgar, thought the straight and flat route looked a little more enticing so they decided to bash their way along the road.

The rest of us came across the sand dune that would take us over the hill and down towards Sandy bay. It looked easy enough so we off we toddled up the sand dune. Snake Charmer and Doggy Style decided that the dogs would battle in the sand so they led them along a much easier path, hmmm. Eventually we made it to the top, check 7 and booze stop and Heranus brought out the OB’s, which even Potty, who has just turned 16, was only to keen to dive into. A great view but after having been sand blasted it was decided to head on back. At least this part was easy, downhill all the way.

Next Sunday we are celebrating Blabbermouths 20th run and Koeksuster’ birthday so there is a bring and braai afterwards at blabbermouths pad.

Thanks for the good run

Ceremony: R /A – Blabbermouth
Sinners::
Hermanus: Hare
Latrine: Co-hare
Snake charmer: Heavy panting, or rather the dog, like master like dog
Gutterguts and Boblet: Sick and sick, or dumb and dumber
Snake Charmer: Shit shirt, that heavy panting stuff.
Latrine: New shoes, supposedly, well they looked new enough.




Attendance:
Doggy Style, Gutterguts, Helgar, Currybum, Snot goblin, Koeksuster, Snake charmer, Boblet, Hermanus, Latrine, Blabbermouth, Jan Klein, Blodwin Leek, potty