HASH TRASH 27 JAN
OKAY OKAY IT IS ALREADY FRIDAY! DO NOT KILL THE MESSENGER GIVE GUTTERGUTS A WATER DOWN DOWN (NOT BEER HE WILL ENJOY IT TOOO MUCH) ON SUNDAY!
RIGHT HERE GOES …..
SUNDAY, 3RD FEBRUARY’S RUN – SILVERMINE, PARKING AREA ON THE LEFT JUST PAST THE MAIN GATE
(BOEREWORS ROLLS AFTERWARDS SO BRING YOUR MONEY)
WEDNESDAY – IT IS PASSED BUT……… NEXT WEDNESDAY’S RUN Olympics Sports Club ,Station Rd, Rondebosch followed by a bring and braai
THE RUN THAT WAS …….
Suckface (the hare), called ON ON at the Meadowridge Tennis Club a fraction of a moment after 17h30, because he was waiting for his co-hare, who did not arrive after all (either he had a ghost co-hare, or the co-hare had other distractions!)
So off the pack set, some opting to run with the wind & others opting to run against it. Who needs hills when the wind pumps like it has been blowing lately! The run headed off in the direction of Bergvliet. First it meandered through Meadowridge before crossing Kendal Road into Bergvliet from here the run proceeded towards Doordrift Road (lower Constantia …. Or upper Grassy Park?). It was at this point that we started heading back towards home, running past Timour Hall back towards Kendal Road. Just after crossing Kendal Road, home run was found and off we went towards the Chariots and more importantly COLD BEER & boerewors rolls!?
Order was called and all the sinners were duly punished, but the sinner of the week, went to the GM, who sin overshadowed all the other sins (and there were plenty), even RULE #1.
The GM promised hashers FOOD and failed to produce any food AT ALL! The beverage was cold, the company good, but there was non of the promised WORS!
Now we are still considering a suitable punishment, if anybody has any ideas, let me know! Eg make him pay for 2 rounds, give him a down down of something really vile (like a beer through one of gutterguts’ socks), you get the idea!
ON ON
SEE YOU ALL SUNDAY, GET UP OUT OF YOUR LAZY CHAIRS/BED (THE CRICKET IS FINISHED ETC)
GUTTERGUTS
