HASH TRASH 29/10/07
the scrum!!!!!!!
WEDNESDAY 31 OCTOBER 18:30 HAPPY HALLOWEEN - .............Vadies Sports Bar Cnr Old Kendal and Main Rd Diep River.
**WEDNESDAY 7 NOVEMBER 18:30 FROM FORESTERS ARMS 52 NEWLANDS AVE NEWLANDS….JOINT RUN WITH THE HARFIELD HARRIERS.
Saturday 3/11/07 19:30 Queen Victoria Road Claremont HALLOWEEN FANCY DRESS PARTY….TICKETS R10.00 A PERSON (KIDS FREE)
SUNDAYS RUN 4/11/07 16:00 16:00 16:00 16:00
Constantia - High Constantia Parking Area cnr of Groot Constantia and Constantia Main roadWINE TASTING AT GROOT CONSTANTIA .....R22 for a glass and five wines to taste - if you only taste one wine its free and no glass........
Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent to blow up King and Parliament.
Three-score barrels of powder below to prove old England's overthrow;
By God's providence he was catch'd with a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
THE RUN THAT WAS : 1404
Ok well I guess Springbok fever is slowly dying down and one would think we can get back our lives. Mmm will life every be the same. Here is the new Bok song (you need sound to listen to this and appologies to English speakers this is in Afrikaans however I think all will enjoy) http://www.dem.altpro.net/bandsite/ .
Ok well now that I have your attention …. The run that was!
As a member of the walkers “knitting circle” we headed off in the general direction of Cavendish Square…. with three Hash Hounds. We managed a nice round trip down towards Newlands main road over to SA Breweries and passed the Newlands Cricket and Rugby Stadiums up through Avalon Springs and back up to Forries. It was hot going in high humidity and very thirsty work.
Back at Forries we waited for the runners, with more hash hounds and a couple of Hash Horrors.
At this point I have to rely on my trusty source Blabbermouth. All I got out of him was that there were hills and everyone had a turn in pushing the hash horror who’s the boss up and down these hills….mmm so dad what did you do?
The circle was formed and sinners chastised by our Two RA’s
Sinners
Hare Koeksuster
Blabbermouth for getting everyone else to push Who’s the boss in her pram
Bakerman for joining hash after the run with his two pooches when it was suppose to be his run to set
Dutch Cap for a belated birthday
And many more the brain cells just fail me ….that’s what happens when you have to keep one eye on a Hash Hound and the other on a Hash Horror 
Derelicked handed over a sum of money to Gutterguts and Helgar to be utilized for beer and a quick pomp….This was for allowing hash to trash their pad while watching the rugby finale 
Jan Klein then took the circle to present the projectionist (Rugby cup finale) Blabbermouth with a prize of Chocolates (knowing how our Grand Master has a sweet tooth)
The hashers representing SA, UK and Holland bent over to form a scrum against Blabbermouth the chocolates where inserted into the scrum and the ruck was stated….Thunderthighs jumped in and grabbed the chocolates from the ruck heading off at Habana pace…..Snake charmer was heard shouting ….mind were you put your fingers as she was playing hooker.
HEY! RSWP we are still waiting for the SHIT shirt…doll
Our senior citizen has request that you put some ice down the shorts of Bone Idle and get back to hashing..LOL
Those who are going to see the Springboks tomorrow enjoy ….lucky sods
PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING DATES
APRIL 11-13 HASH SUMMER WEEKEND AWAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF OUR MEMBERS tadpole (BENJAMIN) CURRENTLY IN KUWAIT - WHO TURNED 3 ON THE 27TH….PHOTOS ARE ON THE WEBPAGE UNDER HASH SPIRIT…News.
ALSO BON VOYAGE TO fmn AND mother superior WHO LEFT FOR NEW ZEALAND ON 22/10/07 HOPE YOU GET TO RUN WITH A HASH IN NEW ZEALAND AND SHOW THEM HOW ITS DONE! ON ON
Whiskey festival on at the CTICC…we have a group going on Friday (2/11) if anyone is intersted please email hash@crss.co.za ENTRY TICKET TO THE MAIN TASTING HALL R150.00 per person http://www.whiskylivefestival.co.za/
Photos of this run are now up on the Webpage
http://www.cthash.blogspot.com/
ON ON EASY RIDER
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
If you don't like what you get you can always go next door.
It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
Less guilt the morning after.
#1: YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!
Hareline
Run # date hare scribe
1405 28 OCT Koeksuster EASY RIDER
