HASH TRASH 3 FEB 08

Committee members: 2007/8
Grand master – Anthony - Blabbermouth
Hash Master – Lieze - Koeksuster
Hash cash – Bruce - Gutterguts
Hash Haberdash –Colleen – Mother Inferior
On Sec – Hilary - Helgar
Guardian Angel – Vanessa – Rancid Scotty Weasel Piss
Hash Web Wench – Leanne – Easy Rider
Religious Advisor – Yvonne ( Ian will stand in if Yvonne ever away) - Snake Charmer
Religious Advisor walkers – Derek - Derelict
Mountain Goat - Dan – Gravedigger

(Comment: please save this hash trash format and use it as a template format for all newsletters. This keeps track of run numbers, receding hareline, attendance, events, etc….Thanks)

Next weeks Run # 1420 :
Venue: At entrance to sunbird environmental centre on Ou Kaapse Weg
Time: 17h00
Hare: Koeksuster
Scribe: Bypass

Wednesdays Run:
Some club where girls are not allowed – I think Ollie’s? 18h30
Wednesday 6th run is at Olympics Sports Club ,Station Rd, Rondebosch followed by a bring and braai...

Parties and Socials:
17 February(for Valentines day) – Red Dress Run, which as you all know is the hash charity run – Please bring R5 to do the run and the money will go to a charity. Bring as many people as possible to walk or run so we can raise as much money as possible. The money goes to a charity giving poor people (with for instance cerebral palsy) access to occupational therapy amongst other things.

April 11-13 Weekend away at Beaverlack near Porterville

Last weeks run # 1419 : Hare: Gutterguts
Well, some gathered t the R10 parking where the run was advertised to be. Gutterguts changed it to the R5 parking on the other side of Ou Kaapse weg. Eventually we all made it to the start when we told it would be a one way run and that keys had to go to the walkers.
We set off up the mountain and the guests that Keelover and Long Drop brought included some real runners. Young Nicole just totally ran away from us keeping up with Her_anus. Mark was not far behind. After a steep climb we reach check 5 for the first booze stop. After some paint stripper witblits we carried on up the mountain and the realization set in that we are actually running to Gutterguts’ pad in lakeside – a @#$% long run. At check 9 our front runner Her_anus decided to carry on straight. After not finding markings after 100m decides not to turn back and do the true trail like a good hasher. Instead he thought he would eventually get back to the pack via another route. Well, all I can say is that the short cut turned out to be a very long cut to Muizenberg. Tsk! Shame, it could not have happened to a nicer guy was the general comment at the booze stop at check 10. From there the run was a steep downhill to Boyes drive and a long home run to lakeside. By the time I got back to Gutterguts’ pad, it was 18h35 and the gate closed at 19h00 to get our cars out. Derelict, Boblet, Rancid Scotty Weasel Piss, Her_anus and I grabbed all the car keys we could find and rushed to get all the cars out. Unfortunately we forgot about Mr Dick, but Bone Idle came to his rescue and took Mr Dick to fetch his car.
All in all, a wonderful run, though long.




Ceremony: R /A – Snake charmer and derelict
Sinners:
Hare : Gutterguts Co hare: Bone Idle, Blowbeans
Idiots who Did the run
Her_anus for the long cut, not sticking to route, etc
Koeksuster – hell I can’t remember what for
New runners Laurencius, Trevor, Mark and Nicole
– hope to see you again
Boblet - ? Don’t remember what for
Blowbeans - ?
And a bunch of other down downs which totally escapes me

Attendance:
Gutterguts, Helgar, Currybum, Snot goblin, Keelover, Longdrop, Koeksuster, Mr Dick, Derelict, Mrs Inferior, Snake charmer, Boblet, Hermanus, Bone idle,Rrancid Scotty weasel piss, Blabbermouth, Blowbeans, Thunderthighs, new- Mark, Laurencius, Trevor, Nicole.


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